OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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