Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
