Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
In America we eat man semen.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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