just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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