She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
