2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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