Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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