About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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