I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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