But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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