talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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