Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
