Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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