okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
