I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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