So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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