Whoa Z and x make the same sound
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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