She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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