you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
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We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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