Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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