You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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