I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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