But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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