Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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