The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Use "feeling words"
Yay
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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