Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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