Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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