She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I need a beard to bite.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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