She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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