so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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