Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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