You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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