I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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