What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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