love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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