Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
It's never too late to be topless.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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