Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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