glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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