we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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