I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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organizing the empties. That sober.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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