tell your sister to shave her snatch
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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