I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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