her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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