My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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