Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
