just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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