So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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