We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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