yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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