Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
she smelled like a LAN party
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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