It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
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Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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