Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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