the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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