called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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