He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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