with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Four minutes until I can fart!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Randomize
