But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I need to sanitize my soul.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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