i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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