remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
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I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
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he had hair everywhere except his balls
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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