No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
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he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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