He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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