just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
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I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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