so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You have to summon your inner elephant
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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